that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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