The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Drunk is not a location!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Randomize
