My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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