A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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