What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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