Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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