Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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