Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
