I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
why is half of my head shaved?
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