have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude i'm inner monologue high
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
COCAINE IS GR8
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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