Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
