but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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