is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
accomplished twins. life is a go
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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