so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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