Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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