found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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