hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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