you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
