Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
