fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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