We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There r osticjed everywhere
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
