Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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