Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
In America we eat man semen.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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