so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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