belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
and you said cock pushups were impossible
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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