It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
