I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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