Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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