I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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