God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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