For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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