He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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