Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
