Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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