The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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