I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
