and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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