Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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