Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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