good thing vaginas are great cup holders
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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