I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Do vagina's smell?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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