She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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