i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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