Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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