You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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