thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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