Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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