Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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