Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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