Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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