uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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