She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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