Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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