No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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