Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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