I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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