What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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